If you cross the North Korean border illegally, you get 12 yrs. hard labor. If you cross the Afghanistan border illegally, you get shot. Two Americans just got eight years for crossing the Iranian border. If you cross the U. S. border illegally you get a job, a drivers license, food stamps, a place to live, health care, housing & child benefits, education, & a tax free business for 7 yrs ...No wonder we are a country in debt. Re-post if you agree..
How the Dissemination Committee responds to such contemporary right-wing propaganda:
We do not agree, therefore we will certainly not repost nor will we take part in this right-wing charade of blaming the most powerless among us for our tanked economy. What makes the above rhetoric does is similar to blaming a person hit by a bus driven by a drunk driver on the fact a person wanted to do was cross the street.
Let Jesus of Nazareth son of God further explain our position:
The borders of this great American nation of ours should be open to anyone from any country and those who turn up on our soil, rich in the blood of massacred Indians (the feather Indians not the Dot Indians that make kick ass curry) be granted full citizenship and be given the same perks we Americans only sometimes cherish.
This is one of the few decent things we can do as proud Americans who are lucky enough to have been born in the greatest country in the world. For far too long have our awesome corporate way of life left its detrimental footprint on the natural resources possessed by other countries who are all too often defenseless. While wrecking environmental havoc in these countries, we also committing grave human rights abuses in the process. Look at Dow Chemical in India, Coca-Cola in Columbia, and United Fruit in Latin American. Furthermore, and make no mistake about it, NAFTA - the North American Free Trade Agreement - signed into effect by that great liberal Bill Clinton - has been an economic and environmental nightmare for much of the Mexican population. What these totally awesome overseas business ventures have done is shine a light upon and exemplify how much better our ways of free market capitalism is to any other alternative that that would put people over profit.
Every time us Americans start dropping bombs in the name of democracy and security on innocent civilians far away in places with strange names most Americans are too busy playing Angry Birds to learn how to pronounce correctly, it's obviously America that's doing the fucking. And what good sweet fuckers we are...Everybody around the world wants to fuck like us, especially the UK whose banking and financial malfeasance makes our own American banking thieves like Goldman Sachs, MF Global, and Country-Wide envious. China wants to be like us too. They even have their own version of Google, although our Google is way better because nobody censors us...Those Chinese bastards will have to learn that if you want to be the best fucker on the block, you have to give your citizens a little freedom every now and then to criticize the government. Luckily what the Chinese have learned from our best corporations is how to disregard labor and environmental laws, which is a very good thing because it allows our favorite companies like Wal-Mart and Apple to come in, set up shop and reek huge profits. And we all know in the new century we've embarked upon not much as changed except decades ago the saying what was good for General Motors was good for America has changed to what's good for Wal-Mart and Haliburton is good for America!
So I, Jesus Of Nazareth son of God, in my campaign to become President of the United States am running under the platform that we as Americans continue the good fuck, but let's give some other people a turn in the fucking. If we don't allow the Mexicans who come fleeing into our country feeling from the savage drug cartel violence that has a little something to do with our love of cocaine and heroin, or the Mexican farmers who can no longer survive due to the cimmerian consequences of NAFTA, after overcoming dangerous and life threatening challenges, and give them such human rights as health care and education, then we as Americans have no lived up to our end of the bargain. It's these human rights rich Republicans believe are luxuries. Those in the GOP have duped the average Tea Party slug into believing illegal immigrants are given the key to the city once they arrive, or should I say key to the country?
Because I am the son of God, I can tell you with 100% accuracy, those so-called "illegals", a dehumanizing term, have a lot more in common with an unemployed Tea Partier whose job was outsourced to some developing third world country. Both groups are victims of the totalitarian nature that is global capitalism. It grinds Jesus' gears that Republicans and Tea Party poltroons backed by the John Birch Society ideological beliefs and wealth held by the Koch Brothers, have done everything in its power to legitimize malfeasance. They will stoop so low as to use the classic method and cliche of scapegoating, as demonstrated by the countless examples throughout history, some not well know and some very well know - hello, Germany 1933, are you there?
But I, Jesus of Nazareth son of God, have an even bigger problem than that of the far-right. The ultimate in gear grindage are those liberal and moderate Democrats who just stand by and let what is now popularly referred to as the "one percent" do exactly the opposite of what I preached 2000 years ago before I was executed by the Romans.
With all that being said, vote for me, Jesus of Nazareth son of God, come this November. My campaign slogan is a simple one, give somebody else a chance to do some fucking for once. If elected president, I promise to give every illegal immigrant family an unlimited lifetime gift card to Wal-Mart courtesy of Wal-Mart. How could Wal-Mart say no to my plan? After all, I am the the son of God.
So after you read this, please begin chanting, the Son of God for President!
*This message has been brought to you and paid for by the Committee to Make Jesus of Nazareth America's President. All rights reserved 2012.
The borders of this great American nation of ours should be open to anyone from any country and those who turn up on our soil, rich in the blood of massacred Indians (the feather Indians not the Dot Indians that make kick ass curry) be granted full citizenship and be given the same perks we Americans only sometimes cherish.
This is one of the few decent things we can do as proud Americans who are lucky enough to have been born in the greatest country in the world. For far too long have our awesome corporate way of life left its detrimental footprint on the natural resources possessed by other countries who are all too often defenseless. While wrecking environmental havoc in these countries, we also committing grave human rights abuses in the process. Look at Dow Chemical in India, Coca-Cola in Columbia, and United Fruit in Latin American. Furthermore, and make no mistake about it, NAFTA - the North American Free Trade Agreement - signed into effect by that great liberal Bill Clinton - has been an economic and environmental nightmare for much of the Mexican population. What these totally awesome overseas business ventures have done is shine a light upon and exemplify how much better our ways of free market capitalism is to any other alternative that that would put people over profit.
Every time us Americans start dropping bombs in the name of democracy and security on innocent civilians far away in places with strange names most Americans are too busy playing Angry Birds to learn how to pronounce correctly, it's obviously America that's doing the fucking. And what good sweet fuckers we are...Everybody around the world wants to fuck like us, especially the UK whose banking and financial malfeasance makes our own American banking thieves like Goldman Sachs, MF Global, and Country-Wide envious. China wants to be like us too. They even have their own version of Google, although our Google is way better because nobody censors us...Those Chinese bastards will have to learn that if you want to be the best fucker on the block, you have to give your citizens a little freedom every now and then to criticize the government. Luckily what the Chinese have learned from our best corporations is how to disregard labor and environmental laws, which is a very good thing because it allows our favorite companies like Wal-Mart and Apple to come in, set up shop and reek huge profits. And we all know in the new century we've embarked upon not much as changed except decades ago the saying what was good for General Motors was good for America has changed to what's good for Wal-Mart and Haliburton is good for America!
So I, Jesus Of Nazareth son of God, in my campaign to become President of the United States am running under the platform that we as Americans continue the good fuck, but let's give some other people a turn in the fucking. If we don't allow the Mexicans who come fleeing into our country feeling from the savage drug cartel violence that has a little something to do with our love of cocaine and heroin, or the Mexican farmers who can no longer survive due to the cimmerian consequences of NAFTA, after overcoming dangerous and life threatening challenges, and give them such human rights as health care and education, then we as Americans have no lived up to our end of the bargain. It's these human rights rich Republicans believe are luxuries. Those in the GOP have duped the average Tea Party slug into believing illegal immigrants are given the key to the city once they arrive, or should I say key to the country?
Because I am the son of God, I can tell you with 100% accuracy, those so-called "illegals", a dehumanizing term, have a lot more in common with an unemployed Tea Partier whose job was outsourced to some developing third world country. Both groups are victims of the totalitarian nature that is global capitalism. It grinds Jesus' gears that Republicans and Tea Party poltroons backed by the John Birch Society ideological beliefs and wealth held by the Koch Brothers, have done everything in its power to legitimize malfeasance. They will stoop so low as to use the classic method and cliche of scapegoating, as demonstrated by the countless examples throughout history, some not well know and some very well know - hello, Germany 1933, are you there?
But I, Jesus of Nazareth son of God, have an even bigger problem than that of the far-right. The ultimate in gear grindage are those liberal and moderate Democrats who just stand by and let what is now popularly referred to as the "one percent" do exactly the opposite of what I preached 2000 years ago before I was executed by the Romans.
With all that being said, vote for me, Jesus of Nazareth son of God, come this November. My campaign slogan is a simple one, give somebody else a chance to do some fucking for once. If elected president, I promise to give every illegal immigrant family an unlimited lifetime gift card to Wal-Mart courtesy of Wal-Mart. How could Wal-Mart say no to my plan? After all, I am the the son of God.
So after you read this, please begin chanting, the Son of God for President!
*This message has been brought to you and paid for by the Committee to Make Jesus of Nazareth America's President. All rights reserved 2012.
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